An Intro Through The Fog

xX Welcome Xx

You have just dipped your toe into the shallow end of the lake.
Come, dive down with me... Down through the murky depths of this formation.
Let me show you the beauty down here... hiding where nobody can find it....
Holy guacamole!
What in the world is that?!
Oh, nevermind, it was just a log...
Things are not always what they seem, you know!
Don't laugh; I was surprised, that's all!
Suppose that was some monster coming to get you, hm?
Would you laugh THEN?
Hopefully not...

Now, here's a warning for you.
If you have stumbled upon this blog, you are looking at the tip of an iceburg.
A very oddly-shaped ice burg at that...
See those bumps over there?
That's pretty freaky!

Okay, maybe I tell the truth, and maybe I don't.
Maybe I like to wander around the universe, flitting from star to star.
I'm searching for the mere happiness I find in roaming.
Because that's what I do best.
Roam.
(Keep up with me here, I'm still swimming. Wowie, did bubbles just come out of your SCUBA suit?! You're passing gas down here?! Now THAT is low!)

So if you come upon that sunken treasure chest down here, enjoy.
I share the riches of emotion.
And perhaps the very base of imagination.
(Are you still there? This swimming suit is so uncomfortable! Don't worry, we're almost at my secret lair down here. Heh heh heh...)

What's that over there?
Oh, goodness, quick, call for backup!
...Huh?
Oh, nevermind!
Look, it's my underground chamber!
You're welcome to stay...
As long as your amusement survives...
Muah hah hah hah....